I went to the zoo and checked out a dik dik. The dik dik was really small though--hard to see behind the bush. quite a furry dik dik it was. I would like to have a herd of dik diks in my yard, and when Jonathan and I host parties we'll serve them as hors d'oeurves, stating, "Everyone seems to love my dik...dik."
(Production Note:"The dik dik was really small though--hard to see behind the bush" LMAO)