Brandon's Posts of Wisdom

· HOLY DIAL-UP! WTF is wrong with my internet!? I can't be expected to surf at the speed of Hawaii traffic!

· Dude, I think you missed the point here...that she is a he. Ew.

· Excuse me, I'm a little busy, Greg, I'm becoming an expert in radiological physics.

· Also, just in case my house goes for a swim, I would like to give a shout out to Douglas Adams...

· The mustache is on! Wasn't gonna do it, but now, I will let the madness take on a life of it's own. By the end of the month, I will have a ferret calmly resting on my upper lip.