Let's Ask Professor VamBrook!

On this the 27^th trip I have made around the Sun I have decided it was important to put one thing in perspective, to date I have traveled 15,768,544,806 miles. Ok well now that I have addressed my transition from mid-twenties to pushing thirty I just wanted to say that you truly can find anything on the internet….including a gummy dong

They advertise it as a giant gummy worm… when will people learn it is not always better to make things bigger.